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«The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.»
«Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.»
«The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.»
Author: H. G. Wells
(Historian, Journalist, Novelist, Sociologist)
| About:
Crisis,
Jokes,
Time
| Keywords:
crisis, joke, The Crisis
«Most jokes state a bitter truth»
«People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.»
«People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.»
Author: Dolly Parton
(Actress, Singer)
| About:
Jokes
| Keywords:
bosoms, breasts, jokes, underneath
«To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years»
«The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded»
Author: George Orwell
(Essayist, Novelist)
| About:
Jokes
| Keywords:
aim, degrade, degraded, human being, joke, remind
«Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.»
«The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.»
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