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Letter "H" » Humor
«What can this piece of paper do; imagine?»
«What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.»
«You are not broken and you do not need to be fixed.»
«Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.»
«when all this started, I asked myself, 'Am I going to withdraw from the world, like most people do, or am I going to live?' I decided I am going to live-or at least try to live-the way I want, with dignity, with courage, with humor, with composure.»
«You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.»
«Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.»
Author: Dave Barry
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Humorist,
Writer)
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About:
History,
Humor,
Inventions,
Mankind
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Keywords:
beer,
beers,
beer can,
fine,
grant,
History of,
invention,
nearly,
pizza,
pizzas,
The History,
The History of,
The wheel,
wheel,
wheeled
«Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will»
«You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance.»