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Letter "H" » Humor
«America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious; and its capacity for the humorous or ironical concealment of its interests matches that of the legendary inscrutable Chinese.»
«Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.»
«Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote.»
Author: Jon Stewart (Actor, Comedian) | About: Humor | Keywords: alright, cool, get out, guys, smoke, smoking, vote
«A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.»
«A sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile through the unbearable.»
Author: Moshe Waldoks (Humorist, Teacher, Writer) | About: Humor
«A line is a dot that went for a walk.»
Author: Paul Klee (Artist) | About: Humor
«A mind is like a parachute. If it doesn't open, you're fucked!»
Author: Don Williams, Jr | About: Comedy, Humor, Irony
«Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.»
«Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | About: Alcohol, Drinking, Humor, Life, Solution | Keywords: alcohol
«All the fun's in how you say a thing»
Author: Robert Frost | About: Humor

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