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«I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.»
«I speak two languages, Body and English.»
Author: Mae West
(Actress)
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Funny,
Language
| Keywords:
body language, English, languages, spoken language
«I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.»
Author: Robert McCloskey
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Confusion,
Funny,
Listening,
Understanding
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«I know they are all environmentalists. I heard a lot of my speeches recycled.»
Author: Jesse Jackson
(Baptist Minister, Civil-Rights Leader, Politician)
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Funny
| Keywords:
environmentalist, environmentalists, recycle, recycled, recycling, Speeches
«I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.»
«I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.»
Author: George Bernard Shaw
(Critic, Essayist, Playwright)
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found, resist, tempt, temptation
«I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.»
«I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.»
«I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.»
«I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.»
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