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«I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.»
Author: Andy Rooney (Correspondent, Journalist, Producer, Writer) | About: Food, Funny | Keywords: arranged, arranging, buy food, chef, cooking, spending
«I don't exaggerate - I just remember big»
Author: Chi Chi Rodriguez (Golfer) | About: Funny, Golf | Keywords: exaggerate, exaggerates, exaggerating
«I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.»
Author: Clarence Darrow (Lawyer, Speaker, Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: Eat It, glad, liked, spinach
«I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.»
Author: Lewis Grizzard (Columnist, Comedian) | About: Funny | Keywords: get married
«I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.»
Author: Oscar Levant (Actor, Composer, Pianist) | About: Celebrity, Funny, Virginity | Keywords: Doris, Doris Day, Virgin
«I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet»
Author: Rita Rudner (Comedian, Writer) | About: Age, Funny | Keywords: face lift, gracefully, lifts
«I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.»
Author: Will Smith (Actor, Author, Producer, Singer) | About: Funny | Keywords: report
«I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.»
Author: Oscar Wilde (Critic, Dramatist, Novelist, Poet) | About: Force, Funny, Reason, witty | Keywords: below, brute, brute force, force, hitting, intellect, quite, stand, unbearable, unfair
«I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | About: Achievement, Funny, Immortality | Keywords: achieve, dying, immortality
«I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | About: Funny | Keywords: British, British and
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