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«In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment.»
«I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.»
«I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'»
«I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...»
«In all comedy there is something regressive that takes us back to the world of play that we first knew as children»
«I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch.' ...And it struck me that Ashlee Simpson is a lot like George Bush-because she wouldn't even really be in the big leagues if it wasn't for family connections, and she's in way over her head. And she doesn't know what to do. And she blamed her band.»
Author: Bill Maher
(Actor, Comedian, Producer, Writer)
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Comedy
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band, big league, blamed, bring back, bush, connections, George, George Bush, jay, leagues, lip, lip synch, Simpson, singing, strike back, struck, the Big
«Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.»
«It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. That?s Renaissance, FRENCH for ?re-birth?. Re-nais-sance. And that?s why most of the Renaissance happened slap bang in the middle of Fr?Italy.»
«I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.»
«I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.»
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