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Letter "C" » College
«College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?»
«College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.»
«If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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Journalist,
Novelist,
Satirist)
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About:
Advice,
College,
Students
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Keywords:
college student,
embryonic,
impressed,
Marine,
Marines,
mention,
pigeon,
pigeons,
student,
subject to,
synapse,
talking to,
toxicology
«Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to the mass millions. That's absolute poppycock.»
«College is a refuge from hasty judgment.»
«Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach»