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Letter "M" » mommy
«The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.»
«I am so ready to be a Mommy. I can't wait! I notice every little baby dress, every little baby toy, every little baby thing.»
«A child of one can be taught not to do certain things such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon»
Author: Joan Rivers
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Keywords:
corded,
cords,
gas,
gas lamp,
lamps,
mommy,
noon,
pull off,
stove,
tables,
turn on
«I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)»
Author: Jack Handy
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Writer)
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Keywords:
babies,
deep water,
duck,
ducks,
fake,
hat,
mommy,
Parties,
party man,
roar,
Saturday,
Saturday Night Live,
stand up,
strap,
strapped,
straps,
sudden,
swimming,
take off,
top hat,
underwater