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Letter "K" » kid
«When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.»
Author: Emo Philips
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About:
Forgiveness,
Funny
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Keywords:
asked,
bicycle,
Bicycles,
every night,
forgive,
kid,
Kid The,
Lord's table,
lorded,
new,
Night,
one use,
pray,
realised,
So I,
stole,
the LORD,
used,
used to
«Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.»
«What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.»
«When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.»
Author: Jack Handy
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Writer)
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Keywords:
after-school,
bear,
cave,
caveman,
cave in,
Cave of the,
favorite,
his uncle,
kid,
later,
once in a while,
One of Us,
relative,
school,
uncle,
uncles
«We are willing to spend the least amount of money to keep a kid at home, more to put him in a foster home and the most to institutionalize him.»
«When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.»
«What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.»
«Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends.»
Author: Chanakya
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Politician,
strategist,
Writer)
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Keywords:
Darling,
darlings,
grown,
Grown up,
kid,
scold,
scolded,
scolding,
sixteen
«When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse»
Author: George Carlin
(
Actor,
Author,
Comedian)
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About:
Animals,
Children,
Death and dying,
Possibility
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Keywords:
kid,
killed,
movie,
Western,
westerns,
wondered
«When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?»
Author: Stephen Wright
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Actor,
Writer)
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Keywords:
kid,
scheduled,
schedules,
scheduling,
store,
The Toy,
toy,
toyed,
toy train,
toy with,
train