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«If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.»
«I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.»
«For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies»
«I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.»
«If you as parents cut corners, your children will too. If you lie, they will too. If you spend all your money on yourselves and tithe no portion of it for charities, colleges, churches, synagogues, and civic causes, your children won't either. And if parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage to snuff out.»
Author: Marian Wright Edelman
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Keywords:
adults,
charities,
churches,
civic,
colleges,
corners,
cut corners,
gender,
genders,
jokes,
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poison,
portion,
racial,
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snuff,
snuffed,
snuffing,
snuffs,
snuff it,
snuff out,
spend-all,
synagogues,
tithe,
tithing
«It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes»
«I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?»
«He that jokes confesses.»
«Horse-play, romping, frequent and loud fits of laughter, jokes, and indiscriminate familiarity, will sink both merit and knowledge into a degree of contempt. They compose at most a merry fellow; and a merry fellow was never yet a respectable man.»
Author: Lord Chesterfield
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Diplomat,
Statesman,
Wit)
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Keywords:
at most,
compose,
familiarity,
fits,
frequent,
indiscriminate,
jokes,
merry,
play a joke on,
respectable,
romp,
sink
«It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon»