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Letter "J" » joke
«A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector.»
Author: Louis Sabin
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About:
Dogs,
Friendship
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Keywords:
athlete,
better-looking,
joke,
old person,
popular,
rich person,
small person,
smart,
smartest,
teller,
tellers,
The N
«A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called»
«Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.»
«A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.»
Author: Jack Handy
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Writer)
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Keywords:
argument,
bit,
bitten,
crying,
funny,
Getting started,
good argument,
good guy,
go about,
go for,
guys,
hike,
hiked,
hiking,
joke,
Just a,
poisonous,
pretend,
snake
«God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage»
«A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.»
Author: Mark Twain
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Humorist,
Lecturer,
Writer)
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Keywords:
applauded,
applauding,
applauds,
joke,
keenly,
lame,
murder,
nowhere,
relished,
relishes,
relishing,
trial
«Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.»
«And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!»
«If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned»
«A joke is a very serious thing»