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Letter "I" » income tax
«Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.»
Author: F. J. Raymond
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Keywords:
income,
incomes,
income tax,
income taxes,
missed,
next,
quite,
refund,
satisfying,
shot,
tax
«Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.»
«Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax»
«I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?»
«Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax.»
«The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.»
Author: Arthur C. Clarke
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Writer)
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About:
Funny,
Honesty
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Keywords:
adjust,
bathroom,
for good measure,
From Zero,
income,
income tax,
income taxes,
income tax return,
scale,
tax,
tax return,
zero,
zeros
«I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.»
«The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax»
«He is a man of thirty-five, but looks fifty. He is bald, has varicose veins and wears spectacles, or would wear them if his only pair were not chronically lost. If things are normal with him, he will be suffering from malnutrition, but if he has recently had a lucky streak, he will be suffering from a hangover. At present it is half past eleven in the morning, and according to his schedule he should have started work two hours ago; but even if he had made any serious effort to start he would have been frustrated by the almost continuous ringing of the telephone bell, the yells of the baby, the rattle of an electric drill out in the street, and the heavy boots of his creditors clumping up the stairs. The most recent interruption was the arrival of the second post, which brought him two circulars and an income tax demand printed in red. Needless to say this person is a writer.»
Author: George Orwell
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Essayist,
Novelist)
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Keywords:
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ringing,
schedule,
spectacles,
stairs,
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streaked,
streaks,
telephone,
telephone bell,
The Arrival,
thirty-five,
Thirty two,
up the stairs,
varicose,
veins
«There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.»