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Letter "S" » Scott Roeben Quotes
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«The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.»
Author: Scott Roeben
«Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.»
«I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.»
«They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies?»
«I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.»
«I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits.»
«What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.»
Author: Scott Roeben
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autoeroticism, handed-down, hands down, most popular, pastime, pastimes
«I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.»
«There's only one thing wrong with wife swapping. You get another wife.»
Author: Scott Roeben
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swapping
«Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.»
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