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«Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?»
Author: Rita Rudner
(Comedian, Writer)
| About:
Funny,
Marriage,
Sex
| Keywords:
eighteen, five, in jokes, joke, joked, peak, peaked, playing, play a joke on, practical, practical joke, reach, sexual, take a joke, the Peak, thirties, thirty-five, thirty
«We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.»
Author: Rita Rudner
(Comedian, Writer)
| Keywords:
begun, bought, cheaper, patter, pattered, pattering, pitter-patter
«I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.»
Author: Rita Rudner
(Comedian, Writer)
| Keywords:
annoy, married, Married Love, married person, special
«I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet»
«I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.»
«Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.»
«Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?»
«Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A woman having large breasts makes men stupid.»
«Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.»
«I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.»
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