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Letter "J" » Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
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«A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.»
«My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.»
Author: Jerry Seinfeld
(Actor, Comedian)
| About:
Comedy,
Family,
Funny,
Law and lawyers,
Parents
| Keywords:
Florida, sixty
«Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.»
«Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.»
«The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!»
«I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.»
«To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.»
«The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.»
«That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me»
«A thought occurred to me,»
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