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«The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.»
«If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting»
«I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
| Keywords:
animal, Better Late Than Never, bores, eggs, good egg, good idea, hatches, hatching, hole, In My Head, later, lays
«It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.»
«As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
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all but, crisp, Crisping, human head, juiciness, pleasurable, realized
«My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.»
«If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.»
«I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.»
«Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
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campfire, campfires, each year, frightening, scared, topsoil
«Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.»
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