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«The bigger they are, the worse they smell»
«I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
delivering, eulogies, eulogy, listening, relieved, relieving
«Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!»
«A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt»
«Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck»
«Think off-center.»
«We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| About:
Civilization
| Keywords:
advanced, civilization, delay, launches, launching, rain, rocket, rockets, showered, showering, showers, space, space rocket, The Rocket
«I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend -- I didn't bother with him.»
«Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.»
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