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Letter "G" » George Carlin Quotes
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«I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a part of hell will break loose - it'll be much harder to detect»
«Electricity is really just organized lightning.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
electricity, lightning, organized, organizes
«The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music»
«In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Coliseum called the Caesarian Section»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
Caesarian, caesarians, coliseum, emperor, Emperor of Rome, Rome, Sat, section, sections, special, The Coliseum, The Emperor
«Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with»
«Regarding the Boy Scouts, I'm very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
boy scout, Boy Scouts, handbook, organization, regarding, scouting, Scouts, suspicious
«Jesus was a cross dresser»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
cross-dresser, cross, dresser, dressers, Jesus, The Dresser
«If it requires a uniform it's a worthless endeavor»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
endeavor, endeavored, requires, uniform, uniforms, worthless
«The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
argument, Ate, family, Nice, restaurant, table, The Restaurant
«I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
counting, rerun, reruns, Saturday, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Live, The Dead, watching
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