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Letter "G" » George Carlin Quotes
«By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth»
«Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things»
Author: George Carlin
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Actor,
Author,
Comedian)
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About:
Humor
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Keywords:
PET,
pets,
pettier,
petty,
sweat,
sweated,
sweating,
sweats,
sweaty
«Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?»
Author: George Carlin
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Actor,
Author,
Comedian)
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About:
Driving,
Funny,
Humor
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Keywords:
driving,
faster,
Have You,
idiot,
maniac,
maniacs,
noticed,
slower
«One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor»
«What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?»
«Atheism is a non-prophet organization»
«Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity»
«Always do whatever's next»
«When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.»
Author: George Carlin
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Actor,
Author,
Comedian)
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Keywords:
America,
freak,
freaking,
freaks,
freak out,
freak show,
front,
fronted,
fronts,
In America,
Only in America,
out front,
row,
rowed,
seat,
seating,
show,
The America,
ticket
«When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands»