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«Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
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Funny
| Keywords:
died, doctor, doctored, Doctor Who, go to, have died, office, plants
«My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.»
«It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.»
«I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food»
«Never accept a drink from a urologist.»
«I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.»
«In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.»
«If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
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laugh at
«Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
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batteries, battery, car, car battery, guaranteeing, guarantees, live with, looking for, marriage
«One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.»
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