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«Genes are little items that are found in every living thing except Sen. Alfonse D'Amato.»
«[Dave Barry, who wrote jokes for Martin's Oscar-hosting gig two years ago, mentioned that he performed his Academy Awards monologue with his fly open.] And, ... I think it says something about Steve as a performer, and as a man, that no one noticed.»
«Mankind's yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded history, dating back to the time millions of years ago, when the first primitive man picked up a crude club and a round rock, tossed the rock into the air, and whomped the club into the sl»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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crude, First Date, million years ago, picked, recorded, The Club, tossed
«It was by far just a one-girl show. She led every offensive and defensive category for Bishop Kearney today. She definitely carried Bishop Kearney today.»
«If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.»
«''Varlet and the Squeaking Codpieces'' would be an excellent name for a rock band.»
«If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not suggesting for a moment that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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drool, drooled, gland, glands, open up, suggesting
«one of South Florida's most vital natural resources, a relentlessly sane voice in a howling hurricane of hypocrisy, hokum and hype.»
«Dave Barry Turns 50»
«drink beer. But that's kind of my goal pretty much wherever I go.»
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